Career Change

a few new designer breeds


Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transporting

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

and a few more from elsewhere:

Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiler = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu = Oh, never mind...
(this one only works if you mispronounce Shih Tzu!)